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Friday, February 5, 2010

Didn't make the National Poetry Awards UK

National Poetry Competition judges arguing which two of them deserve a queen cake
I read from the Poetry Society UK website that all the winners have now been notified.
What am I to infer from this? That An Post has yet again lost my mail? That there's a glitch in my email? That someone picked up my phone when I was otherwise engaged and took the call?


  1. It's a conspiracy. You have been abducted by aliens and been reestablished in a parallel universe. (Hope there's football in your new world.)


  2. Thanks Kat. That's one possibility that hadn't occurred to me. The more I think about it, the more plausible it sounds.
    A world without football? Is this possible in nature?