No, sadly not the ageless Scottish chanteuse, but the self-publishing book wizard.
It was Sean Lyons who first put me onto lulu.com. He said it was the easiest way to self-publish. Naturally I did nothing about it.
Then recently I ordered a copy of Jack Hayes The Spring Ghazals and lordy me if it didn't come from Lulu.
So for the past fortnight, I've been messing about with it. My authorship has now gone up from 2 to 8 in the past two weeks!! I've published my World Cup Diary 2006, World Cup Diary 2010, my Complete Community Voice Musings, A history of the Republic of Ireland Football team in verse, Poems and Stories from the arse end of the year and a new book of humorous poems, The six gifts of womanhood.
Now I don't expect anyone to buy them but what they are handy for is for giving out as Christmas presents. Maybe, say, if you wanted to give your husband a special present, you could publish your poems under the title "Poems for my loving husband Sanjay" and shove a picture of him on the front and it'd cost less than a tenner for a 100 page book. Cheapo Christmas present and he'll think it cost a fortune!