Nothing to do with poetry or art or anything like that.
I was on the train out of town this morning, musing on the arse-biscuits mentioned in previous posts, and it just came to me how many people associated with English football have backside-related names. In a very short space of time, I came up with
Rear Ferdinand (okay, that's a cheat)
The country is billions in debt, we're all screwed for the next twenty years and this is what occupies my mind...