Resurrecting this long-defunct blog to post up the poem that won me the title of Baffle Bard 2014 at Loughrea this weekend past. Poem should be read slowly and with a definite southern drawl! (I should point out also that poems had to be on the theme 'When the whistle blew')
When that railroad whistle blew,
I knew just what I had to do –
a rooftop leap to carriage seventeen.
With my dynamite packed tight,
ancient wrongs would be put right,
as I robbed that doggone train to Abilene .
Sitting there above the track,
my memory meandered back
to times when I would work hard for a bean.
And I pondered fate’s dark plot,
which had brought me to this spot,
about to rob the train to Abilene .
It may seem beyond belief
but I wasn’t born a thief.
I worked damned hard and kept my nose real clean.
Way back east, in Philadelph,
I’d built a life up for myself
and had never even heard of Abilene .
I took a wife when I was young,
sharp of wits and sharp of tongue,
built a house and lived a life serene.
I amassed a pretty penny,
had some kids (not sure how many,
but one was Jack and one was Rosaline.)
Then one day, upon my land,
waving papers in his hand,
came a railroad
man, rumbustious and keen.
And he said they’d
bought the deeds
of my house and
fields and seeds
to build a track
right through to Abilene .
He had lawmen
pointing guns
at my daughters and
my sons,
mouthing words
distasteful and obscene.
So, instead of
getting stroppy,
I just loaded the
jalopy,
piled up the
highest you have ever seen.
With the other
dispossessed,
we tipped the horse
and headed west,
hurtin’ bad that
folks could be so mean.
And my wife just
sat and cried
on that long and
dusty ride,
till I was sorry
she was coming to Abilene .
It’s somewhat hazy
in my mind –
I think we left some
kids behind.
Neither of us checked
the damned latrine.
But we still had
plenty left,
so we didn’t feel
too bereft
on our westward
journey down to Abilene .
We lost another kid
or two
when our horse dang
lost a shoe,
tripped and
stumbled into a ravine.
And I lost one of
the girls,
the one with all
the golden curls,
in a game of cards
ten miles from Abilene .
Then the Injuns
swooped one day,
snatched my wife
and rode away.
I didn’t have the
will to intervene.
She’d been getting
on my nerves
that Injun got what
he deserves,
and I jes’ shrugged
and plodded on to Abilene .
There was me and
one small kid,
and I ain’t proud
of what I did,
but I got scared
when she started turning green.
So I left her by a
fence,
because there
didn’t seem much sense
in the two of us
not making Abilene .
I walked into that
there town,
tongue bone dry and
bare head brown,
begging to be
brought to a shebeen.
I was thirsty, I
was broke,
with two lips too
cracked to smoke
and I knew right
then I hated Abilene .
Well, I stole
myself a gun
to right the wrongs
that had been done
and sat up on the
mountainside unseen,
to gain what info
that I could
as that train
passed through the wood
on its way, stuffed
full of cash, to Abilene .
I had to lay to
rest that ghost,
hit them where it
hurted most,
and so I closely
studied its routine.
And I took a little
ride
with my eyes full
open wide
aboard that rich
old train to Abilene .
So the time had
come at last,
the time to even up
the past.
I took a final slug
from my canteen.
The railroad had
destroyed me.
Now the prospect
overjoyed me
of robbing that
there train to Abilene .
Through the tunnel
burst the train,
like a rat out of a
drain.
I counted every
wagon to sixteen.
Then, as that
railroad whistle blew,
shrill and welcome,
right on cue,
I leapt aboard that
train for Abilene .
I woke up in Oklahoma
after three weeks
in a coma,
busted legs and
busted arm and spleen.
I’d been found
there on the track,
lying groaning on
my back –
there hadn’t been a
carriage seventeen.
Now I take my bowl
and wait
just outside the
station gate,
darned grateful for
each nickel I can glean.
But I shudder and I
bristle
when I hear that Goddam
whistle
of the train, as it
heads off to
Brilliant, read it aloud to myself in a southern drawl, brilliant !
ReplyDeleteDelighted you liked it!
DeleteFantastic poem, Peter! Love it! Hilarious. Congrats. again.
ReplyDeleteThanks Connie. I'll leave the serious stuff to the experts like yourself!
DeleteLove it! I think there might be a movie in there somewhere :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Dana. If only there were!
Deletei wonder about those left behind children....
ReplyDeleteYou think there's a sequel in it? Not sure there's that many words left that rhyme with Abilene!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on the much-deserved win, Peter.
ReplyDeleteThe poem is marvellous and the ending (Ouch!!) is superb; it's like one of those hilarious Jackie Chan/Owen Wilson films.
Thanks Jayne. If anyone wants to buy the film rights...!!!
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